When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”
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Michael Jackson hated touring lol
Lmfaoo
My favorite video in all history
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make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏
Why does he need glue? What is he making?
👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏
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me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’
me at home: good nite
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me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*
the situation: *works out fine*
me: oh
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a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball
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| Me: | I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous |
| Me: | Who's this fucking whore |
yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff
basically
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| me: | *does weird things when home alone* |
| me: | I bet there's hidden cameras |